Last week, I would’ve given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would’ve reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now? No. I don’t have the relationship with these people, that I thought I did. I hope they ask. So they can hear me say “Uhhh, no…”
(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via jimhalpert)
Put 5 bets on for that match and didn’t come close to winning any of them.
I shouldn’t bet ever.
I WILL BE AS HARSH AS TRUTH
AS UNCOMPROMISING AS JUSTICE
ON THIS SUBJECT I DO NOT WISH TO THINK, OR SPEAK, OR WRITE, WITH MODERATION
I AM IN EARNEST
I WILL NOT EQUIVOCATE
I WILL NOT EXCUSE
AND I WILL NOT RETREAT A SINGLE INCH
AND
I
WILL
BE
HEARD
(via thelastampersand)
idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying
(via nottoojazzy)
