9:55 pm - Sat, May 25, 2013
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Last week, I would’ve given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would’ve reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now? No. I don’t have the relationship with these people, that I thought I did. I hope they ask. So they can hear me say “Uhhh, no…”

(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via jimhalpert)

9:55 pm
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9:53 pm
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Put 5 bets on for that match and didn’t come close to winning any of them.

I shouldn’t bet ever.

2:54 pm
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tallchips:

I WILL BE AS HARSH AS TRUTH

AS UNCOMPROMISING AS JUSTICE

ON THIS SUBJECT I DO NOT WISH TO THINK, OR SPEAK, OR WRITE, WITH MODERATION

I AM IN EARNEST

I WILL NOT EQUIVOCATE

I WILL NOT EXCUSE

AND I WILL NOT RETREAT A SINGLE INCH

AND

I

WILL

BE

HEARD

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2:54 pm
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2:18 pm
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idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying

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1:45 pm
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1:25 pm
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Hannibal: A Brief Summary.

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11:57 am
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vomit-s183:

graham norton last night was so good!!

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