fucking hell i am exhausted

west brom game went to penalties so i’ve only just got home

i’ve never been so stressed out by a sport, took 9 penalties to finally beat Oxford (missing the first 2)


if i write things on here matt will buy me them for christmas so i would like an oval bathtub and a ps4 and a big house please and milkshake 

i can do one of those things

hint: it’s not the bathtub, ps4 or big house

Back from the first day of this training course. Was a fucking joke tbh but at least I got picked out as having the best presentation skills.

Although considering over half the people there are certified morons, i cant count it as a spectacular achievement.



Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it


my life when i’m not at uni or with matt literally goes like

  • wake up obscenely late
  • stay in bed playing video games
  • migrate to sofa and watch bad tv 
  • food 
  • crosswords 
  • more vidya games 
  • more tv 

all the time flicking between fb twitter tumblr n the student room 

it doesn’t change much when I am there!



When #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Happens in Print: 

Section from the Rolling Stone profile of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of two brothers who committed the Boston Marathon bombings vs section from the New York Times profile of Michael Brown, who was shot and killed by a Ferguson, Missouri police officer Darren Wilson. 

H/T to @daviddtss 


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